Joke who is in charge

Pick a side, and brush in little circles all the way around each tooth. Some countries, like the United Kingdom, have a Prime Minister that teams up with the Queen to make big decisions. Other countries, like France, have a Prime Minister that works with the President! Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and brush the inside, outside, and chewing side of each tooth.

SFX splat splat splat. And a court is a place where you go if you need to complain about someone who broke the rules or the law. By having general electrons. Which knight did King Arthur leave in charge of constructing the round table? Sir Cumference. Organ meeting different from the one when they argue who is in charge All the organs and body parts have a meeting. Brain informs them that once a year, they can afford a therapy for one of them, to help it function properly again.

Brain then asks them if they have any problems, so it knows which one needs therapy the most. My wife put me in charge of buying prizes for the games at our 5 year old's birthday party. I got a bag of fusilli and a bag of penne. They're going to love pasta parcel.

Which organ in your body is in charge? A long time ago, all the organs in a human body got into an argument, as to who should be in charge of the body, who is the most necessary one. The brain said "I am obviously the one! I make all the decisions!

That is the most important Why was the crash test dummy put in charge of the nuclear launch codes? They are great at demonstrating restraints. Valve should be in charge of the UN It's the only sure-fire way to prevent World War 3.

I hated my job at the recycling plant, I was in charge of crushing aluminum cans It was soda pressing. If kings are in charge of kingdoms, emperors are in charge of empires, and princes are in charge of principalities One day the bishop is not available, so the priest is in charge of the confessions First woman comes in and says: ''Father I have insulted my husband.

Why are assholes always in charge? One day, all the parts of the body were talking about who was most important. Who's in charge in the land of geometry? The rulers. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy Jesus was set in charge of pearly gates of St. Peter for a few minutes. One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes.

Jesus agrees and in a few minutes he sees an old old man approach. The old man walked very slowly, had a halting gait, long white hair and a beard. When Jesus asked if he could Who will be in charge of Trump's border wall?

The Secretary of Da' Fence! Who died and left America in charge? All the organs have a debate about who should be in charge I carry everyone around and get them to where they want to go.

The hea One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge. Who is in charge of the tissues? The Hankie Chief.

My boss just told me I'm now in charge of controlling the town water supply. Well I'll be dammed. A man with no experience is left in charge of a sex shop for a few minutes and doesn't expect to get any customers.

However, a woman enters and points to the counter. Another woman came in a few minutes later, pointed to the If I am ever put in charge of hiring at my company I will randomly divide the stack of applications into two piles and then throw one of them away. I just don't want to work with unlucky people. Really nice car park here. Very kind, I thought, as I connected the cable to my electric car.

They certainly knew how to charge. One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?. Madam: I come in many sizes. When you blow me, you feel good? Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Principal: Eeeeeh! I myself got all the answers wrong! Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing.

The other two guys asked the devil why. I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him.